Preheat. If you have a pizza stone or steel, place it on the middle rack and heat the oven to 500°F. No stone? A sturdy, upside-down sheet pan works. Give the oven a full 30 minutes to heat. It matters for that crisp bottom.
Cook the bacon. Set a skillet over medium heat and cook the bacon until crisp, 8 to 10 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate. Pour off most of the fat, but keep a teaspoon for brushing the dough. Once cool, roughly chop the bacon into bite-size pieces.
Prep the dough. Lightly flour your counter. Stretch or roll the dough into a 12-inch round or an oval that fits your sheet pan. Don’t overthink the shape. Imperfect circles taste the best. Move the dough to a piece of parchment (makes life easier) and slide the parchment onto a peel or the back of a sheet pan.
Season the base. Stir the olive oil, bacon fat, and garlic together. Brush it over the dough, going almost to the edges. Sprinkle a pinch of salt over the surface. It’s a subtle layer of flavor that makes the whole thing hum.
Cheese and bacon. Scatter the cheddar and mozzarella in an even layer. You want coverage but not a heavy blanket. Tuck the bacon pieces over the top. With a spoon, make 3 to 4 shallow “wells” in the cheese where the eggs will sit.
Par-bake (optional but handy). If you’re nervous about runny whites, slide the pizza into the oven and bake for 3 to 4 minutes to set the cheese slightly. This gives the eggs a place to land.
Add the eggs. Crack each egg into a small bowl first, then gently pour it into a cheese well. Sprinkle the top with black pepper and a pinch more salt.
Bake. Return the pizza to the oven and bake 6 to 9 minutes, until the whites are just set and the yolks are still soft. If you prefer fully set yolks, give it an extra 1 to 2 minutes. Watch closely near the end. The cheese should be bubbly and the crust a deep golden brown.
Finish. Let the pizza rest for 2 minutes. Scatter scallions over the top. Add a few drops of hot sauce, a drizzle of hot honey, or a shake of red pepper flakes if that’s your style.
Slice and serve. Eight slices if you’re neat, six if you like generous wedges. Take a breath. Smells like a good morning.